GAY AWAY THE PREY?

Published May 24, 2015 by wallacedarwin

MY SEXUAL STATUS IS NONE YO’ BuSINess O:-) :-$ :-!

We just can’t see how we’d bring up the subject of our heterosexual “lifestyle” (ours is locked in our genome, like most mammals? 😉 ) with a shop owner…

“Hi, Charlie! Can you bake us a cake with a penis chasing a vulvovaginal vault on top?”

“Steve, I can do one with a Volvo for you!? Chasing an open bed dumptruck?Just this once; I have a deeply held FaithBased animosity towards Swedes… maybe a locomotive with a large cowcatcher!? Our bible doesn’t literally mention trains nor their process of coupling O:-)”

“Hmmm, trainsex, we’ll need to think about that and text you…;-)”

“Our faith requires us to use social media for business transactions, howbout friending (Quaker?)us on Facebook?”

“Sure glad we’re NOT gay and having a queer wedding!”

“Hey!! Watch your tongue! Didn’t I tell you…? Hey Franklin, come OUT here…”

(Franklin appears munching a handful of Graham crackers and accompanied by their adopted son Lindsey…:-\ )

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